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ZNATE LI VI DA JE CHUCK NORRIS JEDNOM DOŠAO DVAPUT?! :)

A da je brojao do beskonačnosti? Pet puta!

Isto tako, čuveni Chuck je jedini naterao Milku Canić da kaže u "Slagalici" dobar dan!

Chuck Norris je toliko brz da kada trči oko drveta može sam sebe da uhvati za zadnjicu...

Chuck Norris može da vas ubije sa 1347 predmeta u dnevnoj sobi, uključujući i dnevnu sobu!

Da bi u jednom pokretu ubio 120 ljudi, Chuck-u je potrebno šta? 120 ljudi!

Fascinacija čuvenim Chuck-om ide dotle da kada se na Google-u napiše "find Chuck Norris" i stisne dugme "I'm feeling lucky" izađe:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

• Run, before he finds you
• Try a different person

a evo i izvoda sa sajta http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

• The moon is said to be getting farther from the Earth. It is doing so because it wants to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.
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• Chuck Norris wan't born in America, he was born on Mt. Olympus.
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• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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• Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter, because he's already following you.
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• Chuck Norris stole the lightening, Zeus now carries a China made fake.
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• Chuck Norris is physically unable to be physically unable.
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• Chuck Norris does not let sleeping dogs lie - Because Chuck Norris DOES NOT TOLERATE LIARS!
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• Chuck Norris doesn't say "Trick or Treat". He says "Trick AND Treat".
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• Forrest Gump was running from Chuck Norris!
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• Further global progress is now possible only through a quest for universal consensus in the movement towards Chuck Norris
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• Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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• I once closed my computer while on a picture of Chuck Norris........my funeral is next week u r all invited.
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• Many things misteriously came true the day Chuck Norris made a pig fly with a roundhouse kick.

• Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana
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• Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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• Chuck Norris can start and stop a forrest fire with one roundhouse kick.
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• The Spartans is a failed attempt to clone Chuck Norris.
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• When Chuck Norris programs the bytes have 9 bits.
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• All the people Chuck Norris killed in "Walker Texas Ranger" are actually dead.
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• In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
• Chuck Norris can speak every single language on Earth, including Centaurian and Elvish.
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• Chuck Norris once was late for his flight. He stopped time to get there on time
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• Chuck Norris is able to count to infinity. Twice.
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• Females have XX chromosomes and common males have XY. Chuck Norris has YY, because he is twice the man than the common man.
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• When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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• In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.

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Jedan je ČAKI!
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